Despite the fact I watch an inordinate amount of British television I still can’t quite understand what makes Brits tick.
I know they have many opinions about Americans, Jews, the Monarchy, the French, and dogs. But seriously, what’s up with their teeth?
I have heard all sorts of excuses for the British smile, from the water to the cost of dentistry, but here’s the thing; Catherine and William have a beautiful smile. So water is not the issue.
Why would the Queen of England or the King have to worry about the price of dentistry?
If the Monarchy is hard up for money, a jewel or two from a tiara or a diamond lying around could cover the cost. Okay so maybe more than one. Have you seen the price of dental work lately?
But he is the king after all. He’s worth a few bucks.
I have noticed even celebrities on British television series could use an implant or two, or three, and how about some whitening guys? If you aren’t earning enough Americans could start a Go Fund Me page and have Amazon send over some Crest strips.
If I seem overly critical or snide it’s that Brits pride themselves on being better and smarter than other people. So, shouldn’t that include better teeth as well? Their egos make them fair game in my estimation. Just a nod to Joan Rivers.
The attitude difference is rather shocking actually.
Americans are possessed with plastic surgery, white teeth, toned bodies and all else superficially obvious on one’s body.
The Brits, not so much. Their famous actors don’t seem overly concerned about a wrinkle or two whereas in the U.S. they would be denied work. Well, the woman at least.
American plastic surgeons are on every celeb’s speed dial and their dentist’s number right underneath.
So now I’m wondering if the Boston Tea Party was actually about dental issues.
Perhaps King George wasn’t just crazy and over taxing the colonies. He was also a believer in brown, crooked teeth.
I did hear that Benjamin Franklin was quite the ladies man. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was concerned with his appearance, including a bright, white smile.
And George Washington had false teeth made from a variety of materials, including ivory and even human teeth.
So I guess dental issues were part of our history after all.
Whatever the reason we split from the UK, Americans have some marked differences with our British ancestors. I mean besides the fact they believe they are morally superior to us renegade colonists.
It is often surprising to me that their values are so far removed from ours. Begs the question, was that something that was always the case, or happened after we split? I’m thinking they are just jealous about our great July 4th barbeques.
Now the whole anti-Jewish thing is no surprise at all. They even threw the Jews out of England.
In case this is a surprise to anyone here’s a bit of history that may clear up how the Brits feel about Jewish people.
According to the British Library, in 1290, King Edward I issued the Edict of Expulsion ordering all Jews from England. This was the first time a European state had permanently banned Jews from its territory. The reason included the king’s financial needs and rising anti-Semitic sentiment.
Issued on July 18, 1290, it required all Jews to leave by November 1, 1290. What they could carry they could take, but their homes and other possessions were forfeited to the king. Jews were not allowed to return to England for over 360 years.
Quite ironic when one realizes Queen Victoria’s favorite prime minister was Benjamin Disraeli, born Jewish.
After an argument with his synagogue Disraeli’s father had his children baptized into the Church of England, but remained a Jew his entire life.
Just a little history and some irony there. And perhaps the King could use some of the money his family stole from the Jews to fix his teeth.
Brits are not known for being good at expressing their feelings, maybe communicating with their dentist is a problem.
Their neighbors the French have good teeth. Of course, the British attitude toward the French is long known. But hey, it’s pretty much everyone in the civilized world’s attitude when it comes to the French. I can’t criticize them for that one.
So, what has any of this to do with teeth?
I suppose it’s the fact that although the British are so concerned with other people and their flaws, they don’t see their own. Is this usually the case with many people? Yes.
I believe the phrase highfalutin may apply here. Their overblown opinion of themselves and their constant criticism of Americans and minorities.
No, the Jewish people weren’t the only ones deemed not good enough for them. Indians and blacks didn’t have any picnic in the UK either.
So maybe “physician heal thyself” might come into play. Hello, you are the King of England. Your concern for the planet is admirable, but check out your own mouth.
Is this a lack of vanity or simply a lack of priorities? Are teeth the end all be all of public diplomacy? Am I being mean?
Okay, a little mean, but they have it coming.
Still, a smile says a great deal about how one wishes to appear to others; and how they chew their food. Teeth are something one can do something about today, so what’s their problem?
Although in England showing your teeth may only apply to their beloved dog’s growl.
Or sneering at those they deem beneath them.
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